No face is kind of cute when he’s not being terrifying and eating people.
(Source: kawaii-hayami, via walruspig)
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
Oh god
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i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
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- how to prepare for exams: cry
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(via gan-jedi)
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
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